How To Kill A Sim

WARNING : Not for the faint hearted.

Disclaimer : Everything that you see in this post is performed by professionals. YOU COULD attempt to duplicate these stunts virtually but DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. It may result in damage to your brains or serious injury or death to you or others. No matter what type stunts you do, remember that it is always safe virtually, Always wear the proper safety gear and helmet while attempting to try this out or you might suffer permanent psychological damage. This GUILTY BLOGGER cannot be held responsible for any injury or damage as a result of reading this post.
Thank YOU for taking some time to read this. You have proved to be very bored after all.

And so the title says it all, "how to kill a sim". Well, i guess insanity occurs when boredom starts to kick in throughout the day and since i was playing the very first edition of The Sims, i decided to let some wild evil ideas come into play. So yes, i decided to try killing them. However, it is sad to say that there are too few ways to execute them and it is quite a bit of a disappointment considering you're in control of their little virtual life. How i wished they'd combine a game of The Sims and Grand Theft Auto.


So here I present you 3 simple snapshots of How To Kill A Sim.

Before i begin, I believe you've managed to read up to this point because i believe you're as lifeless and bored as i am feeling right now so please sit back and enjoy. Firstly, surround your victims with stoves. Obviously the more the merrier. However, the greater the number of your victims, a larger space will therefore be needed. Furthermore, a larger sum of money will be needed to purchase the stoves. Here's a tip though. If you're low on funds, you could always replace the major stoves with plants like how i did below. They make excellent fire starters. Next, round them all up in a tight space and leave 2 boxes for a fridge and a kitchen counter so your victim will be able to prepare his last breakfast / lunch / dinner. Bare in mind, your victim must have as little points of knowledge in cooking as possible or your probability of them starting a fire will greatly be reduced.

As you can see as stated in Step 2, leave your victims to cook or you could turn off the "free will" tab in the options menu and leave them at your wrath by making them cook meals after meals. Keep doing it and believe me, it will be a matter of time before a fire starts and whoohoo! You've got yourselves a huge fiery display.

Congratulations, you have finally succeeded in executing your sims. I obviously suggest that you do not save this as it will totally wreck your game (like duhh!) so please be warned. In case of an event, I shall not be held responsible for any of you numbnuts who blame me for screwing up your game. Other than that, feel free to think of any other way to execute your sim because i couldn't think of anything else other than burning or drowning them. I decided not to do a post on drowning your sims because i just think its plain boring as you just need to build a pool and leave them in there by removing the stairs for them to exit the pool. (Yes, the sims are that dumb) They'll just complain that there's no exit to the pool and boom, they just die from that. So there you have it. I'm not a sadist nor a violent person. I was just dead bored.

Unwell - Matchbox 20